How Other Nations Cope With Winter Cold
“A sense of humor… is needed armor. Joy in one’s heart and some laughter on
one’s lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life.”
Hugh Sidey
How Other Nations Cope With a Winter Cold…
17 °C (63F) Greeks consider sweaters (only if they could find it).
15 °C (59F) Jamaicans include heating (of course, if they have it).
10 °C (50F) Americans are beginning to feel cold.
The Russians visit their weekend houses to plant cucumbers.
5 °C (41F) It is possible to see your breath. Italian cars refuse obedience.
Norwegians go swimming to the lake.
0 °C (32F) In America freezes water.
In Russia water thickens.
-5 °C (23F) French cars refuse obedience.
The Russians eat ice cream on the streets.
-15 °C (5F) Cat insists that it will lie with you in bed.
Norwegians consider sweaters.
-17.9 °C (-0.22F) In Oslo homeowners include heating.
The Russians visit last time in the season their weekend houses.
-20 °C (-4F) American cars do not ignite.
-25 °C (-13F) German cars do not ignite.
Jamaicans perished.
-30 °C (-22F) Authorities decided to consider matter of the homeless.
Cat sleeps in your pajama.
-35 °C (-31F) Too cold to think.
Japanese cars do not ignite.
-40 °C (-40F) You plan not to get out from hot water for 2 weeks.
Swedish cars refuse obedience.
-42 °C (-43.6F) In Europe does not operate transport.
-45 ° C (-49F) Greeks perished.
The authorities in fact begin to consider help the homeless.
-50 °C (-58F) Eyelids freeze up during nictation.
Alaskans are turning fans off when taken bath.
-60 °C (-76F) Polar bears are moving south.
-70 °C (-94F) Finnish special services evacuating St. Nicholas.
The Russians consider wearing uszanki.
-73 °C (-99.4F) Hell got frozen
-80 °C (-112F) The Russians don’t remove gloves while poring vodka.
-114 °C (173.2) Spirits ethyl is frozen. The Russians are very angry.
KEEP WARM :)
WARM regards,
Maya
Contributed by Apolonia
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March 17, 2010
I like the best when the HELL got frozen …. It must be very funny view… ;-))