What Women Invented…

January 28, 2010 in Miscell. Humor 1 Comment

Hmm..all right… but…
“All men must admit our invention is forever lasting
and they shall never ever grasp it.”
Maya :)

Men discovered COLORS and invented PAINT,
Women discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.

Men discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION,
Women discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.

Men discovered GAMBLING and invented CARDS,
Women discovered CARDS and invented WITCH CRAFT.

Men discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD,
Women discovered FOOD and invented DIET.

Men discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE,
Women discovered LOVE and invented MARRIAGE.

Men discovered TRADING and invented MONEY,
Women discovered MONEY and invented SHOPPING.

Thereafter Men have discovered and invented a lot of things&#8230
WHILE WOMEN ARE STILL STUCK TO SHOPPING.

Happy shopping, ladies!
Maya

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