Surgeon’s Talk
“Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn’t mean he knows what it is.”
Bertrand Russell
“When a lot of remedies are suggested for a disease, that means it cannot be cured.”
Anton Chekhov
Surgeon’s Talk…
From Czech translated
by Maya
The surgeons are arguing who are the best patients on surgery tables..
First surgeon states: “I like to provide surgeries on accountants,
because all inside is so well lined up numerically.”
The second answers: “Yes, but electricians are better, because all organs
are marked with colors, so one can’t make mistake.”
The third surgeon adds: “No, the best are librarians,
because all inside is so well set up numerically.”
Forth says: “But they are not as good as mechanics, who already bring
with them all replacement parts needed.”
But fifth as a conclusion states: “I’m sorry I must contradict you all.
Politicians are the best patients in a world you can operate on. Those sons of the ….. don’t have hearts, don’t have stomachs, don’t have balls and what’s more, their brains and butts are mutually interchangeable.”
What do you think? ;-)
Regards,
Maya
PS: Sorry, pictures didn’t fit when transferring text.
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