Hydrogen Barackside – New Antiseptic
“Socialistic, against family political movement that leads women to leave their husbands, kill their children, dedicate themselves to witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.”
Cartoon from Scotland
“New Antiseptic”
This cartoon originated in Scotland ….
It looks like most of the world is laughing at our nation’s leadership!
How sad that the world is laughing at the US while we sit by and watch and wonder what will happen next!
“This one nails it perfectly.”
President Obama’s approval ratings are so low now, Kenyans are accusing him of being born in the United States …
I am adding one of the millions socialistic jokes from Czechs:
“Catering to socialism”
Transl. by Maya
I was the director of one large company. Coffee was brewed for me by sexy secretary and I drove to work by Tatra 613. One day they came to me asking me to pay 5000Kcs (currency in CR) for the funeral of one important member of the Central Committee of Czech Communist Party. I said that for 5000 I would bury the whole Central Committee myself.
Since then I became the director of a smaller company. Older secretary brewed coffee for me and I drove to work by Tatra 603. One day they reproached me that I didn’t attend last meeting of the Communist Party. I said that if I knew it was to be the last, I would have come with a banner.
Since then I have worked as a foreman. I traveled to work by my car and brewed my coffee myself. On the wall I had paintings of Husak (former communist Czech president) and Lolobrigida (Italian actress.) They told me to take off that whore. I took off Husak.
Since then I have worked on excavations. To work I rode the bike and brought my coffee in a thermos. As I dug, they came to me asking me to hide my bike, because soon the Soviet delegation will go this way. I answered they should not worry cause my bike is locked and insured.
Since then I was unemployed for a long time, but life taught me to figure out the velvet coup.
So since I work in politics. Coffee is brewed for me by sexy secretary. To work brings me the Audi driver. I shut up and lift my arm as needed. My standard of living rises. The foolish excesses of youth I just reminiscence.
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May 1, 2012
Hmm, really funny. You know, you made me laugh. Thanks for the share.
April 15, 2012
Maya,
Thank you, that is very funny!
You just made my day! : )